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Alpacas are wonderful creatures, with many extraordinary qualities. They are so easy to care
for, and clean up after themselves daily. They love getting their toe nails trimmed and teeth checked, and unlike your
children they NEVER spit on you! Besides, their breath smells like rose petals. Best yet, when it comes time for
their yearly haircut, they almost beg you to do it! You can shear about 100 Alpacas an hour. HONEST!
(Really, you can trust me.)
With all these great
qualities, and in honor of David Letterman, we would like to list for you the Top 10 Reasons to Own Alpacas.......
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The
Top Ten Reasons To Own Alpacas
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10. They cost less than a Porsche and do
not depreciate when you take them off the lot!
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9. With only half the teeth they have lower dental bills
than your kids, and they never need braces!
8. Alpacas socks never get lost in the dryer!
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7. They are great for barbecues. Bring an Alpaca
to your next cook-out and wipe the barbecue sauce off on their back!
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6. Alpacas can pose as Aliens from Outer Space on Halloween!
5. Alpacas are cuter than a Toro Lawn Mower and produce
their own gas!
4. Male Alpacas make great cork screws!
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, Alpaca beans make
them grow better too!
2. Alpacas not only grow their own winter clothes,
but your whole families' as well!
1. Alpaca bean chili; Mmm, Mmm GOOD!
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